Week 25: Food Castle

I don't ever really remember playing with my food at my house, but I would get yelled at for making bubbles a lot. When I was in grade school  though, Stone and I used to bring cold lunch about everyday. Before we started eating we would arrange our food items and lunch boxes in a castle formation. Then underneath the table there was an imaginary shark that we would feed with our fruit snack people. Now a days, Jesse and I usually just mess with each others lunch trays. Some days it gets really messy and we only end up eating about half of our lunch.

Week 24: The Mysterious Case of a Missing Purple Pen

Well, they always say don't blame someone right away. So, my guess is that you probably just misplaced your purple pen or maybe you dropped it and forgot to pick it back up. Anyways, what kind of teacher only has one purple pen? What happens when this one runs out of ink? Also, what is so special about purple? Why not red or orange or yellow or green or blue or black or pink or brown or some other color? Why would anyone want your purple pen anyhow? Because if I were to steal a pen of yours, I would make sure it wasn't used, but I prefer pencil anyways so chances are I wouldn't steal a pen. I would say that if it was stolen it was just a pen so, you could probably go buy 50 others that look just like it. I know it's not the same, but if someone were to steal your pen why would you want it back? You have no idea what has happened to that pen in the hours that it hasn't been with you.

Week 23: Kanye, Jacob, the Rents, and the Wizard

The person who influences me most is Kanye West. He is the coolest most fly dude that I know, even though he doesn't know me. Some people judge him for being angry all the time, but think about how you would feel if there were cameras surrounding you 24/7, 365 days a year. Also, I feel like he relieves his anger by rapping and his songs speak to me and I am angry most of the time and they help me through the moment. The person who influences me second most would have to be my brother Jacob. He influences me with all of the music he listens to, the books he reads and sometimes his sense of style. The third and fourth people are my mom and dad both because of religion and they influence me to be the best I can be.  Josh Fahs used to be someone who influenced me because I thought he was a pretty chill guy, but then he posted some blog dissing on my acting skills.

Week 22: Because Who Needs Real Love

I would say I have a fictional crush on Katniss Everdeen from the Hunger Games Series, Ginny Weasley from the Harry Potter Series, and another fictional crush I have is on the elf princess Arwen from the Lord of the Rings series. I think I have crushes on these characters because for one they are portrayed by very pretty actresses and I think that a woman that can handle herself makes her ten times more attractive. Although, I might be slightly intimidated by these women at the same time because if I ever upset them or break their hearts they would probably find some cruel way to pay me back.

Week 21: Bromance

If I had the power of love, I would shoot Kanye West with a heart arrow so that way we could have the world's best bromance. I would be featuring in all of his new songs and we could go get ice cream and watch movies and I would be his best man when he marries Kim. The three of us would be known as Kimyeze because we're just that cool. Then Kanye would make me North's godfather. After awhile, Jay Z would get jealous and try to get in on our bromance, then I would be featuring in all of his songs as well. That is what I would do if I had the power of love.

Week 20: Children of the Corn

If I was a child again, I would't do anything different. I was blessed with a very good childhood that some people never have the chance to experience. My parent's have fairly well paying jobs and we never had to struggle to make ends meet. Of course there were things I wanted that I never got, but that is a lesson that I'm glad I learned young because being spoiled and getting everything handed to you doesn't seem fun to me. Where is the sense of honor and hard work in that? When I get something I want to know that I earned it.

Week 19: Kronos

I woke up one Friday morning and had the wonderful power to reverse time. I believe this is the best power in the world because that way I can sleep in and still be on time. Also, I would be able to go back and fix all the mistakes I make during basketball, instead of being perfect, I would be flawless. Then, whenever I make a fool of myself, which is quite often, I can reverse time and make myself look like a total stud. With this power, I wouldn't tell anyone and I would use them selfishly unless I saw something where I could save someone's life. If somehow my power's were found out, I would have my name be Kronos.