Friday, November 15, 2013

Week 10: Stupid Witch

Well, I really don't know of any really creepy houses in Washburn, but considering that I plan on dressing up as the "We Can't Stop" Miley Cyrus, I would start crying if this terrible witch decided to turn me in to her. I would never stop asking her to change me back. I feel like I would also have an uncontrollable urge to lick everything, so hopefully she would grow tired of having everything soggy from my slobber. Also, I think I would have an impulse to twerk at the sound of anything resembling a rhythm. So, by the time she grows tired of having Miley live with her, I would have super huge leg/butt muscles. Then, when I'm back to my normal self, I could easily be able to dunk.

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