Saturday, May 24, 2014

Week 30: Congrats Kimye!!

If I had all the luck in the world and everything I tried I was successful in, then I would contact Kanye West and ask him to be friends. Since, I can't fail he would have to say yes. Then, I would ask to be his best man when he gets married (which actually happened today!!!). So, I would invent a time machine and do this all over before he gets married and then I would get a contract with Bulls for 30 years for $14 million a year because I'm that good. Then I would enter a dunk contest and be able to throw it down mostly because of skill with a little bit of luck. Finally, when after the day is over I wouldn't need luck for the rest of my life, except to maybe get a wife!

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