Week 31: Get Ready Young Bloods

Well young bloods, first off, enjoy yourselves, have fun, and don't try anything stupid. Most of all, everyone should go out for basketball! Because one, it's a great way to support our school. Two, you can get or stay in shape. Three, you get to make fun of Mr. Fahs as much as you want! Four, you get to hang out with your friends everyday right after school! Five, you get a new pair of shoes! Six, you get to check out all the cheerleaders! Seven, you will get to feel like the coolest dude when you run out on the floor and everyone is clapping and cheering. Eight, I plan on breaking the losing streak this year and if you play you get to be on the team that changed everything. Nine, if you are really good at shooting three pointers you will get to go on a broad trip at the end of the year with Mr. Fahs and make fun of him even more! Then if you stop at Steak N' Shake you get to embarrass him in front of the waitress! Ten, you get to be part of a team, which to me is a very important thing. You make a commitment to be there for your teammates no matter what; it's almost like a second a family and I like that.

Week 29: Egac Salohcin

Well, if Nicholas Cage showed up to school, first I would make him autograph everything i had with me. Then, I would ask him to repeat whatever he just said because I would be in too much shock to comprehend the first time. Finally, when I realize that he is asking me to go on a treasure hunt with him I would go home and get all of my treasure hunting gear. I would agree to help him, only if he would let me drive and since he needs my help of course he would let me. Then, since I'm so amazing I would look at his map and take us directly to the hidden treasure and if he didn't give me half the treasure I would hog tie him and put him in the empty treasure chest and bury him.

Week 28: The Giant Kansas Snow Ball

In Kansas, if two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. I would like to know how exactly any train gets anywhere because if they have to wait for the other one to move then eventually there would be a giant train pileup and all the passengers would be very upset. Then the upset passengers would contact the train agencies and then the bosses would want to know what's going on and then there would be even more traffic when they arrive and then no one would get anywhere and any agricultural goods on the trains would be stuck there and then people would start starving. Pretty much it would just cause a giant snowball effect and nothing would ever get done.

Week 27: See You In My Nightmare

I don't know if i have a "favorite mistake," but there is one thing that comes to mind when I think of the word "mistake". There once was a girl in my life, who I am happy to say has no part in it anymore, that I loved to the moon and back. Then one day, she decided to leave me all alone, but I had never felt feelings for anyone else the way I had for her, so I refused to move on. That was the mistake that I was hinting to. Anyways, I decided to talk to her again and I even bought her a giant panda and her favorite food for Valentine's Day, my first actual Valentine. Then, ten days later, she decided to call it quits and started seeing some other boy the very next day. What did I learned from this? Don't give love second chances, love is overrated, anything forced is fake, and never trust girls, especially with your heart.

Week 26: Save the Bunny, Save the World

I would use my Irish family genes to infiltrate their base and during the first week, every single leprechaun would like me so much that they would let me do whatever I want, even taking money from the treasure at the end of the rainbows, which is also where their secret base is. Then, that very weekend I would brake the Easter bunny out of the clover prison cell and we would ride unicorns over the rainbow back in to the realm of man and bunnies. Then I would hold him for ransom for one hundred million easter eggs full of gummy candy and quarters.

Week 25: Food Castle

I don't ever really remember playing with my food at my house, but I would get yelled at for making bubbles a lot. When I was in grade school  though, Stone and I used to bring cold lunch about everyday. Before we started eating we would arrange our food items and lunch boxes in a castle formation. Then underneath the table there was an imaginary shark that we would feed with our fruit snack people. Now a days, Jesse and I usually just mess with each others lunch trays. Some days it gets really messy and we only end up eating about half of our lunch.

Week 24: The Mysterious Case of a Missing Purple Pen

Well, they always say don't blame someone right away. So, my guess is that you probably just misplaced your purple pen or maybe you dropped it and forgot to pick it back up. Anyways, what kind of teacher only has one purple pen? What happens when this one runs out of ink? Also, what is so special about purple? Why not red or orange or yellow or green or blue or black or pink or brown or some other color? Why would anyone want your purple pen anyhow? Because if I were to steal a pen of yours, I would make sure it wasn't used, but I prefer pencil anyways so chances are I wouldn't steal a pen. I would say that if it was stolen it was just a pen so, you could probably go buy 50 others that look just like it. I know it's not the same, but if someone were to steal your pen why would you want it back? You have no idea what has happened to that pen in the hours that it hasn't been with you.