Week 32: No More Packets!!!

Most Interesting Part of Class: Well there aren't any cause all we did was read packets.

Most Boring/Useless Part of Class: THE PACKETS!!!!!!

Hardest I Laughed in Class: I can't remember over all the dull packets

Favorite Memory: Not reading packets, but that never happened

Best Thing About Hudson as the Teacher: That she didn't give us any more packets

Things Hudson Could Do To Make This Class Better for Future Classes: less packets

Final Comments for Hudson:
Most of the above was a farce, but there was quite a few packets. So many packets that the English part of my folder is ripped from all of them. I would have to say that the most interesting part of class was A. either finding the most awesomest places to partake in R&R or B. giving birth to Charlie in the computer lab. The most boring part stays the same. Hardest I laughed in Class would probably have to be anytime that you, Ms. Hudson, laughed because it's really hard not to laugh when you do. My favorite memory would have to be when Stone and Jesse both broke the book shelves. The best thing about Hudson as the teacher would have to be either the laugh, the accent, or just the pure awesomeness. How to make the class better for the future? Well if there was some way you could incorporate Mr. Fahs into the class periods, maybe on Wednesdays since we don't do anything in beginning, where we all gathered in a circle around him while he read a literary work of his choice, or sang, or danced, or did something entertaining. We could call it Wednesdays with the Wizard.

Week 30: Congrats Kimye!!

If I had all the luck in the world and everything I tried I was successful in, then I would contact Kanye West and ask him to be friends. Since, I can't fail he would have to say yes. Then, I would ask to be his best man when he gets married (which actually happened today!!!). So, I would invent a time machine and do this all over before he gets married and then I would get a contract with Bulls for 30 years for $14 million a year because I'm that good. Then I would enter a dunk contest and be able to throw it down mostly because of skill with a little bit of luck. Finally, when after the day is over I wouldn't need luck for the rest of my life, except to maybe get a wife!

Week 31: Get Ready Young Bloods

Well young bloods, first off, enjoy yourselves, have fun, and don't try anything stupid. Most of all, everyone should go out for basketball! Because one, it's a great way to support our school. Two, you can get or stay in shape. Three, you get to make fun of Mr. Fahs as much as you want! Four, you get to hang out with your friends everyday right after school! Five, you get a new pair of shoes! Six, you get to check out all the cheerleaders! Seven, you will get to feel like the coolest dude when you run out on the floor and everyone is clapping and cheering. Eight, I plan on breaking the losing streak this year and if you play you get to be on the team that changed everything. Nine, if you are really good at shooting three pointers you will get to go on a broad trip at the end of the year with Mr. Fahs and make fun of him even more! Then if you stop at Steak N' Shake you get to embarrass him in front of the waitress! Ten, you get to be part of a team, which to me is a very important thing. You make a commitment to be there for your teammates no matter what; it's almost like a second a family and I like that.

Week 29: Egac Salohcin

Well, if Nicholas Cage showed up to school, first I would make him autograph everything i had with me. Then, I would ask him to repeat whatever he just said because I would be in too much shock to comprehend the first time. Finally, when I realize that he is asking me to go on a treasure hunt with him I would go home and get all of my treasure hunting gear. I would agree to help him, only if he would let me drive and since he needs my help of course he would let me. Then, since I'm so amazing I would look at his map and take us directly to the hidden treasure and if he didn't give me half the treasure I would hog tie him and put him in the empty treasure chest and bury him.

Week 28: The Giant Kansas Snow Ball

In Kansas, if two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. I would like to know how exactly any train gets anywhere because if they have to wait for the other one to move then eventually there would be a giant train pileup and all the passengers would be very upset. Then the upset passengers would contact the train agencies and then the bosses would want to know what's going on and then there would be even more traffic when they arrive and then no one would get anywhere and any agricultural goods on the trains would be stuck there and then people would start starving. Pretty much it would just cause a giant snowball effect and nothing would ever get done.

Week 27: See You In My Nightmare

I don't know if i have a "favorite mistake," but there is one thing that comes to mind when I think of the word "mistake". There once was a girl in my life, who I am happy to say has no part in it anymore, that I loved to the moon and back. Then one day, she decided to leave me all alone, but I had never felt feelings for anyone else the way I had for her, so I refused to move on. That was the mistake that I was hinting to. Anyways, I decided to talk to her again and I even bought her a giant panda and her favorite food for Valentine's Day, my first actual Valentine. Then, ten days later, she decided to call it quits and started seeing some other boy the very next day. What did I learned from this? Don't give love second chances, love is overrated, anything forced is fake, and never trust girls, especially with your heart.

Week 26: Save the Bunny, Save the World

I would use my Irish family genes to infiltrate their base and during the first week, every single leprechaun would like me so much that they would let me do whatever I want, even taking money from the treasure at the end of the rainbows, which is also where their secret base is. Then, that very weekend I would brake the Easter bunny out of the clover prison cell and we would ride unicorns over the rainbow back in to the realm of man and bunnies. Then I would hold him for ransom for one hundred million easter eggs full of gummy candy and quarters.

Week 25: Food Castle

I don't ever really remember playing with my food at my house, but I would get yelled at for making bubbles a lot. When I was in grade school  though, Stone and I used to bring cold lunch about everyday. Before we started eating we would arrange our food items and lunch boxes in a castle formation. Then underneath the table there was an imaginary shark that we would feed with our fruit snack people. Now a days, Jesse and I usually just mess with each others lunch trays. Some days it gets really messy and we only end up eating about half of our lunch.

Week 24: The Mysterious Case of a Missing Purple Pen

Well, they always say don't blame someone right away. So, my guess is that you probably just misplaced your purple pen or maybe you dropped it and forgot to pick it back up. Anyways, what kind of teacher only has one purple pen? What happens when this one runs out of ink? Also, what is so special about purple? Why not red or orange or yellow or green or blue or black or pink or brown or some other color? Why would anyone want your purple pen anyhow? Because if I were to steal a pen of yours, I would make sure it wasn't used, but I prefer pencil anyways so chances are I wouldn't steal a pen. I would say that if it was stolen it was just a pen so, you could probably go buy 50 others that look just like it. I know it's not the same, but if someone were to steal your pen why would you want it back? You have no idea what has happened to that pen in the hours that it hasn't been with you.

Week 23: Kanye, Jacob, the Rents, and the Wizard

The person who influences me most is Kanye West. He is the coolest most fly dude that I know, even though he doesn't know me. Some people judge him for being angry all the time, but think about how you would feel if there were cameras surrounding you 24/7, 365 days a year. Also, I feel like he relieves his anger by rapping and his songs speak to me and I am angry most of the time and they help me through the moment. The person who influences me second most would have to be my brother Jacob. He influences me with all of the music he listens to, the books he reads and sometimes his sense of style. The third and fourth people are my mom and dad both because of religion and they influence me to be the best I can be.  Josh Fahs used to be someone who influenced me because I thought he was a pretty chill guy, but then he posted some blog dissing on my acting skills.

Week 22: Because Who Needs Real Love

I would say I have a fictional crush on Katniss Everdeen from the Hunger Games Series, Ginny Weasley from the Harry Potter Series, and another fictional crush I have is on the elf princess Arwen from the Lord of the Rings series. I think I have crushes on these characters because for one they are portrayed by very pretty actresses and I think that a woman that can handle herself makes her ten times more attractive. Although, I might be slightly intimidated by these women at the same time because if I ever upset them or break their hearts they would probably find some cruel way to pay me back.

Week 21: Bromance

If I had the power of love, I would shoot Kanye West with a heart arrow so that way we could have the world's best bromance. I would be featuring in all of his new songs and we could go get ice cream and watch movies and I would be his best man when he marries Kim. The three of us would be known as Kimyeze because we're just that cool. Then Kanye would make me North's godfather. After awhile, Jay Z would get jealous and try to get in on our bromance, then I would be featuring in all of his songs as well. That is what I would do if I had the power of love.

Week 20: Children of the Corn

If I was a child again, I would't do anything different. I was blessed with a very good childhood that some people never have the chance to experience. My parent's have fairly well paying jobs and we never had to struggle to make ends meet. Of course there were things I wanted that I never got, but that is a lesson that I'm glad I learned young because being spoiled and getting everything handed to you doesn't seem fun to me. Where is the sense of honor and hard work in that? When I get something I want to know that I earned it.

Week 19: Kronos

I woke up one Friday morning and had the wonderful power to reverse time. I believe this is the best power in the world because that way I can sleep in and still be on time. Also, I would be able to go back and fix all the mistakes I make during basketball, instead of being perfect, I would be flawless. Then, whenever I make a fool of myself, which is quite often, I can reverse time and make myself look like a total stud. With this power, I wouldn't tell anyone and I would use them selfishly unless I saw something where I could save someone's life. If somehow my power's were found out, I would have my name be Kronos.

Week 18: Make Me Food

I would bring a basketball because I like basketball and it is my favorite thing to do. I would bring a soccer ball because it is my second favorite thing to do to pass time. I would also bring a book because I love to read. The fourth thing I would bring along is Stone because he asked me too. The fifth and final thing I would bring along is Stone's dog so that way Stone doesn't get lonely. The things I would be looking for in a possible suitor are a mixing bowl or some other other cooking object because I enjoy food. That is all that I would care for because the other four objects could be whatever if one was of cooking origin.

Week 17: The (non)Dreamer

I hardly ever remember any of my dreams when I wake up. The only remember two dreams and they are both from awhile ago. The oldest dream I remember is it took place in the wild west in a desert town with a forest. There were three children locked up in a wooden box or something and somehow they escaped. Then, they were being chased by native americans and then a native american girl stopped them and helped the children. Then the children found a dry creek bed in a hill and they found a cave and rolled a rock over the mouth of the cave and left a crack for air. The second dream I remember is this weird zombie dinosaur apocalypse where my dad was dad on the hood of a dented fiery car. There is one other dream that I have from time to time and it is always the same, but I can't remember what it is about after I wake up, only that it is familiar.