Week 6: Zombie Survival

If i were ever in a scary movie situation, I would probably just barricade myself in a room with lots of food and water and with only one door. But then, I would be faced with the dilemma of having no where to go to the bathroom. So, maybe i would just drive an RV around with guns galore and enough food for fifty thanksgiving feasts. I would invite anyone along as long as they
A. Won't scream hysterically
B. Won't eat all my food
and C. Aren't the mass murderer/villain
If i had to be in any scary movie, I would choose to be in a zombie movie because they are my favorite scary movies and there just seems something thrilling about smashing zombie heads. I'm assuming that because i am soo awesome, that i would be the hero and find the cure and would kill the zombie king with my bare hands.

Week 5: The Wizarding World of the Kingkiller Jackson

Well, if I could go anywhere from any of the books/movies that I've read or watched I would have a terrible time choosing because there are many different pros and cons that balance them all out almost evenly. For example, I would like to go to the setting in the Kingkiller Chronicles and I would try to get in to the University where one learns all sorts of neat magic, first aid, and crafting. And that only scratches the surface of what is offered there. Or, I would go to the setting of Harry Potter, but what if I'm still only a muggle? That's no fun. Or, another place I would go is Camp Half-Blood, the setting of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. But then again, I could just be the same as I am now. But, if I could go to any of these and be just like the main characters, I would use my wicked awesome powers/abilities to become stupid rich and use that money to build a mansion that on the outside looks like a castle. Where, I would invite Kanye and everyone I care about to live with me and we wouldn't have any problems because I already killed everyone evil on my quests where I flew a broom, waved a wand around, spoke the name of the wind, and locked the titans in Tartarus.

Week 4: I Now Need To See a Psychiatrist

Well I couldn't think of any Urban Legends off the top of my head, so I Google searched for some. The first link I clicked on wasn't even urban legends, but the on the second at the very top there was an add for child psychiatry, and now after reading all ten of their legends, I understand why. It probably doesn't help that my room is in the basement, but anyways here goes..... There once was a little girl who lived in Scotland. She grew very depressed for reasons unknown and one day she had decided to end her life. Later that evening, her family had discovered her body. I'm assuming after this that they proceeded in the normal way a family would act, but the story didn't specify. Then, a few days later the rest of her family was found dead, their limbs torn from their bodies. Now, this legend is known as White Death, and it goes that as you hear/learn about the legend the ghost of this girl will come to your door and knock on it. Each knock supposedly grows in volume until you answer it, where she will kill you so no one else will hear her legend. .......I thought this urban legend thrilled me the most, probably because I have a door in my room leading outside that will not lock. I swear I just heard a knocking noise too........

Week 3: Blood On The Leaves

I would recommend Blood On The Leaves by Kanye West to anyone that has a good taste in music...or however that phrase goes. But seriously, this is my favorite song at the moment. Well just about any song by Kanye is my favorite. My parents on the other hand, hate whenever I listen to his songs. The first question my mom asks whenever is a song comes on is "Is this Kanye?! CHANGE IT!!!" I guess we have different views on good music. Back to the song though, it's hard to listen to it and not go H.A.M. My favorite part is when the horns come on at 1:08. Once you listen to this song you will know what I am talking about. And to anyone that hasn't listened to his new album Yeezus at least once should probably do so immediately.

Week 2: The Most Interesting Man Alive

I would brag about myself, but I do everything well and would spend so much time on this one blog that I wouldn't have time to write any of my other blogs. I do everything so well, that they have started making new commercials for the most interesting man, starring myself as that man. The last one I was in, the script was.... well my contract won't let me tell you, so you will have to wait until it airs. I would give examples of what do, but I can't pick the best one, and since I can't pick the best one, I won't share any with you. Stay thirsty my friends.

Week 1!

This school year kind of snuck up on me and slapped me in the face. For the last week of summer vacation, I had went to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina with Cody and his rents. I got back just last Friday and then there was the festival! So, I spent the next two days running around uptown. This whole time i wasn't thinking about school at all. Then, I had to go to church Sunday and that is when i finally figured out school was the following day. I didn't even have school supplies! So, i begged my sister to take me to Walmart so i could get the essentials I needed for the fist week. But, over all i like just about all my classes, except Driver's Ed. It is absolutely the most boring class i have ever been in. The only good thing about it is when Mr. Davis tells us crazy stories of his accidents and other things.