2013: The Misadventure of a Year

My year of 2013 started off pretty good I would say. I was a Freshmen playing for the varsity basketball team and none of my classes were too hard. The only thing that could have made it better would have been if I would have been crushing on just one girl but, I wasn't. When I finally figured out my girl problem, school and my track season were already just about finished. That left me a whole summer to do almost anything I wanted to. So, I went to Minnesota, summer camp, and South Carolina. Then, pretty much spent the rest of my time being a full time bum in my room playing video games until early in the morning. Now this whole time, that one girl was there, but I didn't pay nearly as much attention to her as I should have. Then this school year started and we would go to football games and watch movies together a whole bunch, but after awhile we just stopped making plans to see each other and I think that is when we started to notice how far we had grown apart. But, I pretended not to notice and that everything was perfect. Nothing is ever perfect. And maybe this pretending is why it hurt so much and still hurts. It was childish and foolish to pretend, but since then, I've promised myself to never be so naive again. For some reason though, she returned and I like to think that everything is okay between us, but I guess old habits die hard. I am pretty sure that I've already broken my promise. I just want things to work out so badly. And hopefully they will. During that, my sister pretty much got kicked out of my house, my grandma discovered that her whole body is practically cancer-ridden, and my cousins' places were hit by the tornado. Overall, I would say this year has been too bad to remember the good times.

Week 15: The Exploits of 2 Extremely Chill Dudes

If Mr. Showers were to steal the governments weather machine, Stone, my trusty companion, and I would have to take him on by ourselves because we are the only ones with enough epic take down/ spy/ fighting/ basketball/ jujitsu/ karate/ matrix/ alien slaying/ dragon exterminating/ bad dude brawling skills. Miranda is my bestie. Continuing with the story now, we would find his secret lair of evil and then blockade it from the outside world with our cloaking and force field devices on our vehicles of mass awesomeness. Then we would just slowly bait him outside by cooking good smelling food right outside his door. When he would finally come out of hiding, we would invite him to join us for the meal and then when he would sit down, the cloaking device would turn off and he would find out he was actually inside our driving/ flying mechanism. Next, we would fly away and blow up his sanctuary so no one could use that terrible machine ever again.

Week 14: Rerum concordia discors

If my up was suddenly down, and down was up, I would feel like I touched the frog from "Raconte-Moi Une Histoire" by M83. I say this because that song is absolutely insane. When I listen to the lyrics, I wonder if the world tastes as good as it looks when "everything looks like a giant cupcake," but my point being, that it would be very strange trying live in a world where up was down and vice versa. First of all, I would have to deal with the fact that if I ever wanted to go outside again I would either need a leash or to be strapped in everything upside down. The complications that would come with that are incredible! Cars would have to be manufactured differently just for my safety and that's just the beginning. I mean, they could just seatbelt me in the right way, but sooner or later, I would lose consciousness from all the blood rushing to my head. Then, at the hospital, there would need to be an anti-gravity chamber so the nurses and doctors could actually reach me. I think, that if this were to happen, I would just be forced to live in my room for the rest of my life. Hopefully, my friends would come visit and my parents would bring me food because if not I would die either from loneliness or starvation, which I hope to never die from either one.

La Semaine 13: Bon Nourriture

I was looking forward to, not a specific dish of food, but the endless amount of food that would be available. Sadly, at least a hundred of my so called "relatives" (I say that because I don't even know half of those people. They are like cousins of cousins and great great aunts and one time a homeless man even came)  show up to my Thanksgiving feast and they make my line for seconds and thirds even longer than it needs to be. Luckily this year, I was at the beginning of the line and was able to get the best choices. Then, I just munched on desserts until, the dinner line died down enough to get the leftovers. I would have to say that my favorite item was this cinnamony bread cream cheese desert thing. It tasted a lot better than my description made it sound.

Week 12

Well, I don't really know where to start, but somewhere is better than nowhere. Now, let's see.... I appreciate you, a lot. You are the best thing that has ever happened to me and you make so happy. If I were to have written this a week or two ago, I don't know if I would still be able to appreciate you for the same reasons I am now. For the past couple weeks, you have been here for me when I've needed you and I'm glad you've moved on from the fling you had with that unmentionable just a bit ago. I hope we stay happy forever and I guess that sounds childish, but that is all I want.

Week 11: My Room of Requirements and/or Wants

If i found a secret door in my room, I wouldn't be surprised. Not that my room is a mess all the time but there could possibly be a hidden door behind my couch. I also have this weird wooden panel in my room that I have no idea what it is so I just nail posters to it, but it is quite possible that it could be a door of some kind. If I did find this so called door. I would hope it would be like the room of requirement and have what ever I need. Although, it would be cool if it stayed there all the time and was also full of items that I wanted.

Week 10: Stupid Witch

Well, I really don't know of any really creepy houses in Washburn, but considering that I plan on dressing up as the "We Can't Stop" Miley Cyrus, I would start crying if this terrible witch decided to turn me in to her. I would never stop asking her to change me back. I feel like I would also have an uncontrollable urge to lick everything, so hopefully she would grow tired of having everything soggy from my slobber. Also, I think I would have an impulse to twerk at the sound of anything resembling a rhythm. So, by the time she grows tired of having Miley live with her, I would have super huge leg/butt muscles. Then, when I'm back to my normal self, I could easily be able to dunk.

Week 9: Fun Size

Well, if I was shrunk with my classmates, I would find a piece of graphite that had broken off of a mechanical pencil and then write a message on one of your precious sticky notes and leave it on your desk. Or, I would make a paper airplane and push it off a desk as you walk in the room and then ride it next to you so then I could yell at you to turn us normal size once more. But, before I did any of this I would first fly on an airplane to a CIA building and have them hire me to be a spy, so that way when you do turn me back, I will also have plenty of money along with contacts inside the CIA.

Week 8:Girls

I don't know if there is a single guy that has ever fully understood why girls are like they are. I mean, how can they go from saying they love and care about you, but  then a couple weeks later they seem to just forget everything? I wish I knew how they worked it would save me a lot of heartache. I can't even start to try to pretend like I know even a sliver about them. But I suppose if I did know, I would just try to find that one girl who would never leave but then again I'm just a teenager and I guess getting your heart broken is just a part of growing up.

Week 7: Favorite movies!

I love motion pictures. I think it is crazy how in a second one scene can change the mood you are feeling instantly. My favorite comedy film that I have seen recently is Django. This movie is extremely funny at certain parts, for example when a group of KKK sympathizers stop halfway through a raid to complain about their masks. My favorite action movie is Django. There are many heads being blown up and limbs flying in just about every scene. My favorite war movie is Django. In the movie, they are fighting a war of freedom for Django's wife. My favorite independent movie is Sharks on Steroids. This is probably the best production from jmzulz and his band of freelancing actors/actresses.

Week 6: Zombie Survival

If i were ever in a scary movie situation, I would probably just barricade myself in a room with lots of food and water and with only one door. But then, I would be faced with the dilemma of having no where to go to the bathroom. So, maybe i would just drive an RV around with guns galore and enough food for fifty thanksgiving feasts. I would invite anyone along as long as they
A. Won't scream hysterically
B. Won't eat all my food
and C. Aren't the mass murderer/villain
If i had to be in any scary movie, I would choose to be in a zombie movie because they are my favorite scary movies and there just seems something thrilling about smashing zombie heads. I'm assuming that because i am soo awesome, that i would be the hero and find the cure and would kill the zombie king with my bare hands.

Week 5: The Wizarding World of the Kingkiller Jackson

Well, if I could go anywhere from any of the books/movies that I've read or watched I would have a terrible time choosing because there are many different pros and cons that balance them all out almost evenly. For example, I would like to go to the setting in the Kingkiller Chronicles and I would try to get in to the University where one learns all sorts of neat magic, first aid, and crafting. And that only scratches the surface of what is offered there. Or, I would go to the setting of Harry Potter, but what if I'm still only a muggle? That's no fun. Or, another place I would go is Camp Half-Blood, the setting of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. But then again, I could just be the same as I am now. But, if I could go to any of these and be just like the main characters, I would use my wicked awesome powers/abilities to become stupid rich and use that money to build a mansion that on the outside looks like a castle. Where, I would invite Kanye and everyone I care about to live with me and we wouldn't have any problems because I already killed everyone evil on my quests where I flew a broom, waved a wand around, spoke the name of the wind, and locked the titans in Tartarus.

Week 4: I Now Need To See a Psychiatrist

Well I couldn't think of any Urban Legends off the top of my head, so I Google searched for some. The first link I clicked on wasn't even urban legends, but the on the second at the very top there was an add for child psychiatry, and now after reading all ten of their legends, I understand why. It probably doesn't help that my room is in the basement, but anyways here goes..... There once was a little girl who lived in Scotland. She grew very depressed for reasons unknown and one day she had decided to end her life. Later that evening, her family had discovered her body. I'm assuming after this that they proceeded in the normal way a family would act, but the story didn't specify. Then, a few days later the rest of her family was found dead, their limbs torn from their bodies. Now, this legend is known as White Death, and it goes that as you hear/learn about the legend the ghost of this girl will come to your door and knock on it. Each knock supposedly grows in volume until you answer it, where she will kill you so no one else will hear her legend. .......I thought this urban legend thrilled me the most, probably because I have a door in my room leading outside that will not lock. I swear I just heard a knocking noise too........

Week 3: Blood On The Leaves

I would recommend Blood On The Leaves by Kanye West to anyone that has a good taste in music...or however that phrase goes. But seriously, this is my favorite song at the moment. Well just about any song by Kanye is my favorite. My parents on the other hand, hate whenever I listen to his songs. The first question my mom asks whenever is a song comes on is "Is this Kanye?! CHANGE IT!!!" I guess we have different views on good music. Back to the song though, it's hard to listen to it and not go H.A.M. My favorite part is when the horns come on at 1:08. Once you listen to this song you will know what I am talking about. And to anyone that hasn't listened to his new album Yeezus at least once should probably do so immediately.

Week 2: The Most Interesting Man Alive

I would brag about myself, but I do everything well and would spend so much time on this one blog that I wouldn't have time to write any of my other blogs. I do everything so well, that they have started making new commercials for the most interesting man, starring myself as that man. The last one I was in, the script was.... well my contract won't let me tell you, so you will have to wait until it airs. I would give examples of what do, but I can't pick the best one, and since I can't pick the best one, I won't share any with you. Stay thirsty my friends.

Week 1!

This school year kind of snuck up on me and slapped me in the face. For the last week of summer vacation, I had went to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina with Cody and his rents. I got back just last Friday and then there was the festival! So, I spent the next two days running around uptown. This whole time i wasn't thinking about school at all. Then, I had to go to church Sunday and that is when i finally figured out school was the following day. I didn't even have school supplies! So, i begged my sister to take me to Walmart so i could get the essentials I needed for the fist week. But, over all i like just about all my classes, except Driver's Ed. It is absolutely the most boring class i have ever been in. The only good thing about it is when Mr. Davis tells us crazy stories of his accidents and other things.